LOG ON:

Making a wood stove hot 
 
 
 

LOG OFF:

Too much wood on fire 
 
 
 

MONITOR:

Keep'n an eye on the wood stove 
 
 
 

DOWN LOAD:

Gitten the farwood off'n the truck 
 
 
 
 

MEGA HERTZ:

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood 
 
 
 
 

FLOPPY DISC:

Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
 
 
 

RAM:

That thar thang what splits the farwood 
 
 
 
 

HARD  DRIVE:

Gitten home in the winter time
 
 
 
 
 

SCREEN:

Whut to shut when its black fly season
 
 
 

WINDOWS:

Whut to shut when its cold outside
 
 
 

BYTE:

Whut dem dang flys do 
 
 
 

CHIP:

Munchies fer the TV 
 
 
 
 

MICRO CHIP:

Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag 
 
 
 
 

MODEM:

Whatcha do to the hay fields 
 
 
 
 

DOT  MATRIX:

Ole Dan Matrix's wife 
 
 
 
 

LAP TOP:

Whar the kitty sleeps 
 
 
 
 

KEYBOARD:

Whar you hang the dang truck keys 
 

SOFTWARE:

Dem dang plastic forks and knifes 
 
 
 

MOUSE:

What eats the grain in the barn 
 
 
 
 

MOUSE PAD:

That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives 

MAINFRAME:

Holds up the barn roof 
 
 
 

PORT:

Fancy flatlander wine 
 
 
 
 

ENTER:

Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all" 
 
 
 
 

CLICK:

Whut you hear when you cock yer gun 
 
 
 
 

DOUBLE CLICK:

When you cock the double barrel 
 
 
 

REBOOT:

Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse