We've been advised that terrorists may attempt to pass  themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to
 change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to "blend in".

 You  are advised to notify the authorities of any suspicious  individuals  who may match the following examples.
 
 

    
 

          Is Osama working here?                  ..............................................or is he Buzzard Food?
 
 

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